TECH ONE-LINERS:
Windows contains FAT.
Use Linux – you won’t ever have to worry about weight.
Programming is an art form that fights back.
Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m /sec^2.
The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
Do you remember when you only had to pay for windows when *you* broke them?
Programmers don’t die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
There can never be a computer language in which you cannot write a bad program.
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Why do they call this a word processor?
It’s simple, ... you’ve seen what food processors do to food, right?
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